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The ManBoy Date: I had a one-time date with a ManBoy who LOVED beer and wanted mussels in wine sauce for dinner. I cannot eat mussels (for some reason they make me ill). But he insisted on having mussels. So I took his hand and led him to a restaurant that had a "Mussel in Wine Sauce special". Went in, ordered, he ate, I drank, as we struggled to carry on a conversation. Much much later, when the one-and-only Waiter gave us our check, we discovered that it was a cash-only bar. My ManBoy date did not have cash with him as he had spent all of his coin dollars on the beer we had been drinking. I offered to pay, but he insisted on taking one of his credit cards to an ATM to get cash. He then darted out of the restaurant. As I followed him out to the door, suddenly he took off in a sprint, skinny little legs carrying a tummy-load of beer, never to be seen or heard from again! I gave the restaurant owner all the money I had, just barely enough to cover the bill, then walked home. Was not even close to the worst date I ever had. If anything, a one-of-a-kind, amusingly nutty, and otherwise, a "what just happened?" kind of date.
ReplyDeleteMy friend just posted this overheard date as his facebook status and I thought it was a gem. He gave me permission to submit:
ReplyDeleteIt is so sad to sit next to this young couple and listen as the douchebag music school guy describes his concerto as a mix of funk and dubstep. He just said Skrillex is Haydn and Daft Punk are Beethoven. And the poor lady with him is trying hard to like him as he says this shit. I am too old to be doing work in public without headphones on.
Dated him, fell in love, then he decided to sleep with my friend whilst searching for a warm bed.
ReplyDeleteMy best date was a secret rendevous with a very special young lady whom i'd seen around town for years and said hi to twice maybe but never really got to tell how much i was crushing on her.
ReplyDeletei was very anxius on the day of my first date ever. i wated for my courting lady with mutch exitement. after her ride pulled up to drop her off we began walking towards eachother. remember my only experiense from datingwas from movies and t.v. and I think I expected us to kiss when we met eachother on the path but a nat had different ideas.
ReplyDeleteThis nat landed directly in my eye and had gotten stuck. the whole day I couldnt focus on anything but the tiny insect struggling for dear life under my eye lid.
beauty (and ocasonaly sometimes a small bug) is in the eye of the beholder
Once I ended up on a date by accident -- I thought it was just a friendly hangout. But then he mentioned it was a date and how great he thought it was that I was so casual about everything. I proceeded to casually freak out. Later he casually mentioned he had genital piercings and I casually freaked out more. For the record, never saw 'em.
ReplyDeleteHe told me "true love is when you can piss on someone in the shower and everything is alright." :/ He peed...it was not alright.
ReplyDeleteI went on an OkCupid date with a nursing undergrad who had taken his pictures before gaining the "freshman 50". We talked about our favorite porn sites over pho.
ReplyDeleteThis one time I asked a girl out for steak and she said she was a vegetarian. Beef that!
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